~Travel to the Stars and Back~

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via tothine-ownself-be-true)

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

(via tothine-ownself-be-true)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via legalmexican)

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

(via legalmexican)

hunnty:

Walk a mile in theseimage

(via stability)

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

(via legalmexican)

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

my mom thinks my cat is gay

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(via sluttyoliveoil)

sluttyoliveoil:

hearing a hot guy complain about being single

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sluttyoliveoil:

im majoring in netflix with a minor in alcohol

(via sluttyoliveoil)

Anonymous: my thanksgiving was awk because i had to sit across from this guy whos dick i sucked a couple days ago 

sluttyoliveoil:

i hope this wasnt a family dinner

sluttyoliveoil:

i have to reblog my own textposts bc if i dont who will

(via sluttyoliveoil)

sluttyoliveoil:

i will check out your butt regardless of gender. im no buttist

(via sluttyoliveoil)

sluttyoliveoil:

i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants

(via sluttyoliveoil)